I’d love to not share my popcorn and candy with you during The Hunger Games
Via someecards
Your plastic surgeon is so good the new Facebook timeline looks backwards
Via someecards
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Via someecards
Let’s invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness
Via someecards
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjuq9exme1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjnz4COTe1qewacoo1_400.jpg)
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzih15cQfb1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
![tastefullyoffensive:
[poorlydrawnlines]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzsaswP7EO1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
